Halloween Jokes

• Author: Halloween Site
• Filed under: Halloween
• Date: Oct 10,2008

Jokes for Halloween

Here’s some funny (well we think so) jokes for Halloween. 

What do you call someone who puts poison in a person’s corn flakes?
A cereal killer…

What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
Frostbite

What is a skeleton’s favorite musical instrument?
A trombone

What’s a monster’s favorite bean?
A human bean.

What did one ghost say to the other ghost?
“Do you believe in people?”

How does a girl vampire flirt?
She bats her eyes.

And finally, here’s one for the credit crunch:

What happened to the guy who didn’t pay his exorcist?
He was repossessed

Think you’ve got any funnier jokes for Halloween?  Had your Halloween jokes below.